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What this class is and isn't (waterfowl and raptors, not sparrows)

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What This Class Is and Isn't (Waterfowl and Raptors, Not Sparrows)

Let's get this out of the way first, because I don't want anybody showing up week three disappointed.

This class is about waterfowl and raptors. Ducks, geese, swans, the various hawks and one very good owl if we're lucky. It is not about little brown songbirds hopping around in the bushes. If you came here hoping I'd teach you to tell a chipping sparrow from a song sparrow, I have to be honest with you, I can't do that myself. They all look like the same brown bird to me and I have made my peace with it. Some people bird entirely by ear, too, picking out warblers by their calls, and I find that a little unfair, honestly, like they got a cheat code I never got issued.

Waterfowl and raptors, though, I can do. And winter is actually the easiest time to learn them, even though nobody believes me when I say that. The trees are bare, so you can see the birds instead of a leaf shape that might be a bird. The water that's still open has all the ducks and geese packed onto it because that's the only water there is. And the hawks are out hunting in daylight because everything's harder to find in winter, so they can't afford to be lazy about it. A beginner in July is squinting into full leaf cover trying to find one confused robin. A beginner in January can stand on a paved trail and see two hundred birds sitting right out on the ice. That's not a small advantage. That's the whole reason I run this class in the cold months instead of waiting for it to be pleasant out.

What you actually need to do before our first walk

Nothing complicated. Here's the real list.

Get some binoculars, but don't overthink it. Mine were on sale at the sporting goods place four years ago and they've been completely fine. You do not need to spend real money to find out if you like this. Borrow a pair if you know someone who has one. Buy the cheap ones. Decide after a few walks whether you want to upgrade. Don't let gear be the reason you don't show up.

Dress like you're headed up the canyon, not to the mailbox. I mean this. We're down by open water with nothing between us and the wind, and it will find every gap in your coat. Layers, good socks, gloves you can still work your binoculars in. I learned this one the hard way and I'll tell that story another time. Cold hands ruin a morning faster than anything else, faster than bad weather, faster than not seeing anything good. Dress warmer than you think you need to.

Bring something warm to drink if you want. I always have a thermos. It's not required, it's just a nice thing to have standing still in January.

Leave the field guide app notifications on, if you use one, but don't stress about knowing anything yet. That's what the class is for.

That's genuinely it. No prerequisite knowledge, no life list, no test.

An opinion, since we're here

I'll tell you upfront I don't think you need to keep a list. There's this idea that real birders keep a life list, every species, checked off, dated. I keep notebooks, but half of what's in mine is who I ran into on the trail that week and what their grandkids are up to. I count that as birding too. However you want to enjoy this is the right way to enjoy it. Nobody's grading you.

Why I'm telling you this now

My mother never once looked at a bird on purpose in her whole life. Not once that I know of. If you'd told her a grown woman was going to spend her Tuesday mornings standing by a lake in the cold trying to figure out if something was a rough-legged hawk or a red-tail, she'd have thought that was a strange way to spend a life, and she might have had a point. I think about her sometimes when I'm out there with my coffee going cold in my hand. She'd have found the whole thing baffling.

But I'm out there anyway, and I'm glad, and I think if you give this a few weeks you might feel the same way. It's a low key hobby. Nobody's timing you and nobody's judging your form. You just have to be willing to stand still and look at something you don't have a name for yet.

Which brings me to the last thing. We're going to spend real time in this class learning to identify birds by shape and by how they move, before we ever get into color. Color lies. Out on the ice at eight in the morning the light is bad and everything looks gray-brown-gray, and if you're waiting to see "the green head" you'll miss the bird while you're squinting for it. But a duck's silhouette on the water, the way a harrier tips side to side like it's had one too many, the flat wide glide of a red-tail versus the tighter turn on a Cooper's hawk, that stuff holds up no matter what the light's doing. That's most of what we're doing here.

Before next time

Get your binoculars sorted, whatever pair that ends up being, and try adjusting the focus dial at home before our first walk so you're not fumbling with it out there. I promise you it's a rite of passage either way.